thatsonofamitch:

svveden:

when somebody jokes about your insecurities

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when someone jokes about your friends’ insecurities

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baesitter:

*makes you bankrupt but in a cute way*

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deair:

finishing my cereal before it gets soggy is the most stressful thing in life

YAS

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I’ll fight for you, but I will not compete for you. There’s a difference.
(via kvtes)

(Source: its-just-j0rdan)

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svvords:

is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world

Please

(Source: wasiangod)

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tensioned:

there should be an award for the people who

  • finish a whole tube of chap stick without losing it
  • finish the shampoo and conditioner at the same time

(Source: tensioned)

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the-fault-in-our-castiel:

cheshiredarling:

hemmster:

anathemarmotqueen:

soulpxnk:

you darn kids with your falling boys and your panicked discos and your romantic chemicals

and your imaginary dragons

and your five second summers

And your singular direction

and your rodents and homosapiens

(Source: soulpxnk)

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wendymabelaraneaprenderghast:

nyilas:

homestuck made this more confusing to understand than it needed to be

I love my home.
I hate the dog.
I desire friends.
I keep salesmen from killing each other.
???????


Are you all fucking morons? I heart (love) my homeI spade the dogI desire diamondsI club (bash their heads in yeah) salesman

wendymabelaraneaprenderghast:

nyilas:

homestuck made this more confusing to understand than it needed to be

I love my home.

I hate the dog.

I desire friends.

I keep salesmen from killing each other.

???????

Are you all fucking morons?

I heart (love) my home
I spade the dog
I desire diamonds
I club (bash their heads in yeah) salesman

(Source: saltt1234566777)

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shuckl:

reblog if ur kinda cold and pretty tired

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cecilandcarlosbaldwin:

I LOVE CATCHING PEOPLE SMILING AT THEIR PHONES BECAUSE IS IT A CUTE TEXT?? IS IT PORN???? WHO KNOWS BUT I’M GLAD YOU’RE HAPPY FRIEND

(Source: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahno)

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samspurpletoothbrush:

WHEN CHARACTERS WAKE UP IN A HOSPITAL BED AND THEN PROCEED TO RIP OUT THEIR IVS

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