when somebody jokes about your insecurities
when someone jokes about your friends’ insecurities
you darn kids with your falling boys and your panicked discos and your romantic chemicals
and your imaginary dragons
and your five second summers
And your singular directionand your rodents and homosapiens
homestuck made this more confusing to understand than it needed to be
I love my home.
I hate the dog.
I desire friends.
I keep salesmen from killing each other.
Are you all fucking morons?
I heart (love) my home
I spade the dog
I desire diamonds
I club (bash their heads in yeah) salesman